People often say "I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy." Now I wonder what kind of things that have happened to me that I would or wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy.
1. ACL tear x2. I think I would wish this upon my worst enemy. I assume my worst enemy and I would have some sort of competition with athletics or something to that affect. I would want him/her down if I were too. Also, if I weren't down, that would be great to have them down. Plus rehab is no fun.
2. Trench Mouth. Okay, this one is even embarrassing to admit, so I have to explain it. When I was at basketball camp in high school we were all drinking out of the same water bottles and got this really bad case of gingivitis, or as one of my doctors said "trench mouth" (during the war people got this because they drank out of trenches). It wasn't because we weren't brushing our teeth, someone just had a virus. We don't know where it came from but we got blisters in our mouths and my glands in my neck got really swollen. So would I wish this upon my worst enemy... probably.
3. Blood clots to the lungs. This I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy... just because it's life threatening. It also hurt.
4. Hockey puck to the head. Depends. If it were like what I had, sure I would wish that upon my worst enemy. It wasn't that bad. If it were life threatening, then no.
So, in conclusion, I would wish pain upon my worst enemy, just not death.
3 comments:
Hahaha! I needed a good laugh this morning!
I love how you have thought these all through and are very logical about your wishes.
oh ya... you were pucked.... I nearly forgot!
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